Get Ready For This Cocky Kid Trumpeter To Be On Every Newscast And Daytime TV Show On Earth

Kid tooted his own horn a little too much, amiiright? I’ll show myself out, soon. But but growing up in the normal, pre-viral life this video would be relegated to a random VHS tape before your Mom accidentally recorded over it with her “Stories”. Maybe you’d get it into America’s Funniest Home Videos and meet the great Bob Saget if you’re lucky. But that’s about it. Now this little squirt gets the green and gold for being a cocky bastard and eating shit. He moonwalked off the stage right into Ellen’s greedy A-cups. If the parents are smart they’d hit the talk show trail and cash in as much as possible. There’s only so much time before this kid gets too big for his britches and fist pumps in the face of the wrong cat on the schoolyard.